Mad Dog Wants Ottawa’s Blood

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gahdengremlins:

So, it’s been a while, but I’m writing something about something. Why you ask? Because I’m fucking pissed, that’s fucking why. Now let me tell you why.

I fucking hate the Ottawa Senators. Why the Senators? What did they ever do? They’re led by an old Swedish guy, and their best player has a face uglier than Malkin’s. Well I’ll tell you why, it’s because they’re a bunch of fucking pricks.

Let’s start with Captain Senator, Daniel Alfredsson. First, you look like a fucking skin head, seriously. Second, you’re P.J. Axelsson’s evil twin. Seeing as P.J. is one of the best people to ever live, I can only assume you are one of the worst.

Now Jason Spezza. You’re such a fucking hipster. Wooden sticks? Really? Who the fuck do you think you are? I bet you drink PBR, wear skinny jeans, and listen to music that “No one understands” too. Get over yourself. You’re only good once every three seasons, and whine the rest of the time. Oh, and you’re ugly, so there.

Back to the Swedes, Erik Karlsson. I’m guessing you’re Mike Green 2.0 or something, is that what you’re going for? You’re a pretty good winger, but for some reason you think you’re a defenseman? Okay, I guess I can’t complain too much. It means you turnover the puck like it’s your fucking job. Looks like good ‘ol Sergei Gonchar is teaching you well. Also, your hair, it’s fucking ridiculous. You look like a dumbass. I can only assume that you’re trying to be as cool as Darth Quaider, but you’re not.

Finally we get to the two real douches, the two guys that I fucking hate more than anyone else on that team full of fucking dipshits. Chris Neil, and Kyle “Pussy” Turris. Neal, you’re not a hockey player, you’re a goon. Yes, I will admit, that hit you had on Boychuk was clean, but I hate you anyways. Turris, though, what you did is wrong. Now I do hate Joe Corvo, I wish he wouldn’t play, but your fucking hit on him was a fucking disgrace to the fucking sport. You come from behind, you leave your skates, and then you make full on contact with his head and act like you’re a fucking golden boy? I used to like you kid, you’ve got talent, but now I want blood.

So now we have a few days off, a few days for Sugar Shawn, Looch, and Z to rest their knuckles. Then come Tuesday, it’s going to fucking bleed in the Garden. You don’t poke the bear; you don’t throw a cheap shot on anyone in Black and Gold, unless you want to be fucked up. If I were you Turris, I’d start praying for a long, long suspension, ‘cause if it doesn’t come, well I’m sure you can figure how that’ll end for you.

- Mad Dog

Get the fuck out of my Daniel Alfredsson tag. He does NOT look like a skinhead. He does have hair. He used to have a lot more. Also, he is an amazing human being who is actually friends with Axelsson, who you love so much, so obviously he can’t be as bad as you think if your beloved Axelsson is friends with him. He does a LOT of charity work in the community. Plus if you ever hear him speak about all the things he’s done in his career (which is a lot that many players don’t even reach). he’s humble as fuck about it.

Secondly, Jason Spezza doesn’t use a wooden stick anymore. It’s composite. And he’s not being hipster. In fact before aluminum sticks existed, guess what sticks were made out of? That’s right, wood. The wooden stick worked well for him and so does the composite one, so who are you to judge as to what kind of stick he should use. Also, since the lockout, the worst total point total he’s had in a season was 57 and that was last year and the year before where in general, our team was not doing well and he was limited to 60 and 62 games respectively due to injury. All other seasons since the lockout out, he’s had over 70 points.

Karlsson turns over the puck a lot. Not gonna deny that, but he makes up for it with his speed and his ability to make plays. He’s also getting a LOT better defensively. Tonight was just not a good night for any of the guys. Also, yes his hair was ridiculous. He’s cut it so it doesn’t look as bad, but he’s definitely not trying to look like McQuaid. If anything, he’s probably emulating Alfredsson’s hair back in the late 90’s, because Alfredsson is his mentor and Karlsson has pretty much become a member of his family.

I’m not gonna defend Neil because I know why people hate him. He’s a complete pest. He’s a fighter and an agitator and what not. What he’s not is dirty. He has never been suspended for a hit. He has good timing with his antics. He doesn’t do it just because. He does it to pump his team up. He’s a good team guy and I object to you calling him a goon. He is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting and he, like most of these other “pricks”, do a heck of a lot of stuff in the community.

The Turris thing was bad, yes, but in general, he’s not a dirty player at all. He doesn’t usually even hit people. I just love though that when anyone hits your players, you promise the exact same and more back, but your guys aren’t dirty. Oh no, it’s just payback. Seriously, if anything does happen to Turris in Boston, if Turris isn’t suspended (which I think he might be), I will not be happy, but I won’t be in the Bruins tags, defiling the character of every player you love for all of your team’s fans to see.

Now kindly fuck off.

Holy fuck, Kaitlyn. Slow clap. Flawless response.

my-dead-line-gemini said: “oh and you’re ugly, so there” hahahahah jesus christ
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the fact that you hate alfredsson because he’s a “skin head” and that you hate jason spezza because he used to use a...
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“HEY LOOK CHARITY WORK”
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I don’t like the Sens but the original post is pretty fucking stupid
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Alfredsson tag. He does NOT...skinhead. He does have hair. He used to have a lot more....
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