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Gahden Gremlins: Mad Dog Wants Ottawa’s Blood

gahdengremlins:

So, it’s been a while, but I’m writing something about something. Why you ask? Because I’m fucking pissed, that’s fucking why. Now let me tell you why.

I fucking hate the Ottawa Senators. Why the Senators? What did they ever do? They’re led by an old Swedish guy, and their best player…

Alfie:
“First, you look like a fucking skin head, seriously”: Skin head with hair, yes this makes sense. Good start, good start.

Spezza:

“You’re such a fucking hipster. Wooden sticks? Really?”: HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR YOUR STICK, YOU HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG, OMFG I BET YOU BUY ALL YOUR STICKS ON ETSY OR SOMETHING.

“You’re only good once every three seasons, and whine the rest of the time.”:
’02-’03: 21 points in 33 games;
’03-’04: 55 points in 78 games;
’05-’06: 90 points in 68 games;
’06-’07: 87 points in 67 games;
’07-’08: 92 points in 76 games;
’08-’09: 73 points in 82 games;
’09-’10: 57 points in 60 games;
’10-’11: 57 points in 62 games;
This year so far: 69 points in 63 games

Okay now what were you saying?

“Oh, and you’re ugly, so there.”: I’m noticing a little trend here, we are good this year, so attack their looks. I don’t think this works after grade 7 but okay, tell me more.

Erik Karlsson:

“It means you turnover the puck like it’s your fucking job. Looks like good ‘ol Sergei Gonchar is teaching you well.”: Gonch is not my favourite, but it seems like he is teaching Karlsson pretty well. I think you’re thinking of Chara, who giftwraps pucks for the other teams. What a sweetie, eh?

“Also, your hair, it’s fucking ridiculous. You look like a dumbass. I can only assume that you’re trying to be as cool as Darth Quaider, but you’re not.”: McQuaid is a pretty handsome guy eh? He also has 9 points in 55 games. Okay I’ll take points over handsomeness, silly old me. If you’re going to compare bruisers, why don’t you compare Smith and McQuaid? (Smith has 23 points in 63 games btw) or Neil and McQuaid? (Neil has 21 points in 54 games, just fyi).

“Turris, though, what you did is wrong. Now I do hate Joe Corvo, I wish he wouldn’t play, but your fucking hit on him was a fucking disgrace to the fucking sport. You come from behind, you leave your skates, and then you make full on contact with his head and act like you’re a fucking golden boy? I used to like you kid, you’ve got talent, but now I want blood.”: Hmmm, come from behind, make contact with head…sounds like something the squeaky clean Bruins have done, perhaps Marchand? Don’t attack my team, brah, and pretend the B’s are angels. I love the Bruin’s but some things they do are truly questionable.

1. my-dead-line-gemini said: “oh and you’re ugly, so there” hahahahah jesus christ
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    the fact that you hate alfredsson because he’s a “skin head” and that you hate jason spezza because he used to use a...

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    “HEY LOOK CHARITY WORK”

12. twoandahalfmenline reblogged this from oohahhsilfverberg and added:

    I don’t like the Sens but the original post is pretty fucking stupid

13. oohahhsilfverberg reblogged this from gahdengremlins and added:

    Alfredsson tag. He does NOT...skinhead. He does have hair. He used to have a lot more....

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